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Which 'New Atheist' are you?

Which 'New Atheist' are you?

The Atheist movement strives onwards and upwards. A few brave personalities have brought us great works, and brought themselves fortune and infamy, being branded the so called 'New Atheists' for their passion and unyielding stances in regards to religion and religious thought. Which of these 'New Atheists' most resembles your personality? 'I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.' - Richard Dawkins.
Answer the following questions...

1. Evolution is...

My life.
A proven scientific theory. Next question?
Something that doesn't really interest me but it's REAL!
The best way to make squiddies!

2. Someone tells you evolution is 'just a theory' - what do you do?

Place the curse of Cthulhu upon them. Muhah.
Explain to them that Gravity is also just a 'theory' ...
Evolution? huh? Muslims are terrorists!
Call them stupid and move on..

3. How much do you like Octopi?

They're tasty with garlic and some shallots..
I FREAKIN LOVE OCTOPI OMFG!!
I don't like seafood
They are a glorious example of the wonders of the evolutionary process.

4. You lose internet access for a week. This makes you..

Irritable, but not altogether upset
Indifferent
Shake and convulse with acute withdrawl symptoms.
Buy a typewriter

5. Pick one destination for a holiday.

The Galapagos Islands
Israel
Australia (Bondi Beach)
I'd like to be... under the sea... in an octopusses garden, in the shade.

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Which 'New Atheist' are you?
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